prized asshole

someone who's assholeness is readily apparent to everyone around them but not to themselves.

the ultimate jackass in a situation; everyone cherishes this asshole, he's a prized asshole

originally from the Flight of the Concords:
"I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole"

I forgot to bring the beer. Now I really feel like a prized asshole.

by MeThisGuy February 19, 2011

Pfizerized

Getting your tracking chip installed

Where you at bro?
Check the database, I just got Pfizerized

by Treatmonkey May 11, 2021

Pfizer's Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.

"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse, thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that Blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."

by Loperman November 21, 2021

Prized Pig

Describes the token (attractive) female in a predominately male environment, such as an engineering department. Typically the center of unwanted advancements and conversely a target of opportunity for her male colleagues.

"I heard Laura is studying mechanical engineering at Purdue... She's gonna be the prized pig of all the nerds."

"Finally, a cute girl showed up in the office."

"She's not that good, you're just getting desperate."
"Fuck it, I'm going poaching for my prized pig."

by High Speed and Hooah December 27, 2012

Pfizer

The blue diamond pill

Thank god for Pfizer

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

pfizer smile

The smile you have after getting vaccinated with pfizer covid 19 vaccine.

I just got the pfizer jab and now I am stuck with the pfizer smile

by bbliss17 June 13, 2022

prized kangaroo

Someone who is the center of attention, Everyone is trying to get him,He's exactly what everyone wants Some even try capturing him He's the prized kangaroo

When the aliens tried abducting me I felt like a prized kangaroo

by Aaron San August 21, 2016