door prize

- a tempting giveaway bestowed upon a lucky winner.

- to a bike courier, a door prize is when motorist opens a car door into the path of your oncoming bicycle a collision in which the door is virtually always the victor.

the door prize sent me rolling across three lanes of busy traffic.

by berzerkah August 27, 2005

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.

A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

by penisshakes June 2, 2022

pqize

when proud of having a chode

“hey kris you have a pqize “
puh-k-ize

by @pqize December 2, 2020

Abel Prize laureate

A very intelligent person, a math genius. The Abel Prize is awarded to an excellent mathematician every year in Oslo.

"You dont have to be an Abel Prize laureate to understand this!"

by ScrunchyAlpaca December 14, 2018

prized showdog

An attractive professional women who is carted around by her male boss so that he can create a better image for himself by having all his coworkers or clients know that he works with a hot chick.

"Leanna, did you really go to that client meeting with Karl, even though you didn't work on that project and don't know anything about it? You are such a prized showdog."

"Yeah, but maybe he will get more business now that the client knows he works with such a hot chick."

by Sallie Mason May 27, 2005

Nobel Peace Prize

An award given out by the Norwegian-based Nobel committee. In the dark and oppressive capitalistic society of the 20th century, the prize was one of the most coveted and hard to win of all the Nobel prizes, given only to people who actually, like DID something, such as devoting their lives to the service of others or some other worthless garbage.

In the more enlightened recent age, thankfully, this unfair requirement no longer exists. One merely needs to be able to TALK about doing good things, at length and with great charisma. Whether you actually follow through on your promises is no longer relevant. 2009's prize being awarded to Barack Obama is a huge step in this direction.

At the rate things are going, by 2015 we can expect to see the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to the first player to collect Pacific Avenue, North Carolina Avenue, and Pacific Avenue in the McDonald's Monopoly sweepstakes. This is truly a great time to be alive.

I just won the Nobel Peace Prize! I'm lovin' it!

by Jett October 15, 2009

Prize Marlin

A prize marlin is the pinnacle of a sex act involving the lifting of woman with one arm while administrating a shocker and the placing of a finger inside her mouth as if she were a trophy fish.

"How was the day at the lake?"

"I did not catch anything, but I gave Kelly a prize marlin."

by Sweet River July 27, 2006