Pfffsghetti

Pfffsghetti is the term used when one is served spaghettiand the noodlesaren’t cooked al denté. Rather, they are soggy and overcooked.

“This is NOT spaghetti! It’s pfffsghetti!”

by Keronica Kadwell June 1, 2018

pffff

Phrase used to describe the sentiment of impatience, rolling the yes and blowing air out of the mouth.

Time for another boring meeting...pffff

by Inhumanbean April 8, 2011

pfffttt

1. n. The sound you make when someone does something stupid. 2. n. A substitute for a swear.

John farted so Zach went pfffttt and punched John.
Alex said what the pfffttt after realizing he was around little kids.

by Driftracer456 April 26, 2005

pffffff

when you want to express your complete and utter disgust and pff just won't do.

him: I know you struggle to park
her: Pff
him: Because you're a woman
her: Pffffff!

by sosofa October 22, 2012

pfffuck

an expression of extreme annoyance, exasperation, or frustration that combines pfff with fuck.

pfffuck. i have a discrete math final tomorrow and i haven't even started studying for it.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

Pffftt

Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.

"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"

"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."

by Stooo June 30, 2003

pffft

The sound you make when someone says somthing really stupid.

Man, 50 bucks is alot dude. Totally alot.

PFFFT!

by Jason January 24, 2003