John Petrucci

Kickass guitarist of Dream Theater. One of the best guitarists of the 21st century.

John Petrucci can kick ass with his guitar.

by Euroboy July 24, 2008

John Petrucci

1. The living machine behind the madness that is guitar in the progressive metal band known as Dream Theater.

Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.

John Petrucci on Youtube. Search "psycho petrucci secret tape" and see for yourself.

by Sleepyfate February 20, 2009

Pettus

Hot and sexy just want to bang it.
A way of sex.

Were a guy and girl are under the bed banging.

We should go to the bedroom and do the pettus.

by Alycebabyy17849 August 12, 2008

Petrus

Greek for Chuck Norris

Petrus roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.

by spirits February 5, 2010

Petunia

1. n. A beauty of great proportions.
2. n. Everyone's favorite.
3. n. Adorable, sweet.
4. n. A true love of dogs.

"She is the spitting image of petunia."
"Petunia shines in my heart!"

by Miss Liv Ashlyn March 18, 2009

peezus

Someone who, though not religious, sets him/herself up as a moral leader and inspires a fanatical cult of followers to condemn everyone else as evil and subhuman. The prime example is PZ Myers, one of the leaders of atheismplus and a raging sjw.

PZ Myers is such a peezus.

by urbandick1975 October 3, 2013

Petruzelli'ed

Being knocked unconscious by a significantly smaller man; pink hair is optional.

Juan Bobo: Big Bob got totally Petruzelli'ed last night by some pipsqueak!

by jonisgood June 26, 2009