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An irrational, often hysterical fear that afflicts many parents. It involves the delusion that perverts wearing trenchcoats are lurking behind every bush with pockets full of candy. Parents with this disorder have an obsessive compulsion to keep their children, even teenagers, under constant surveillance. They egotistically assume that a pervert would WANT their children, even though they tend to be just as dull and unattractive as the parents that spawned them. These parents tend to be highly suggestible, and a large majority watch FOX News regularly. Other symptoms include frequent bouts of paranoia and melodramatic behavior. Sadly, most will not be cured before they have passed the disease on to their children.
The media's sensationalized coverage of child abductions is mostly to blame for the current climate of pedophobia in our society.
by Siddownshaddap April 20, 2004
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I would buy that chick a shot, but she straight up has potophobia!!
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pedophobia

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the irrational fear parents get that anyone that looks at their kid may be a pedophile.
Ms. Shaw gives dirty looks if you tell her she has a cute kid. She suffers from pedophobia,
by baraka dukkha December 9, 2008
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Pedophobia

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A rational fear or disgust of pedofiles
Person A: don't be such a pedophobe, be more accepting!
Person B: pedophobia is a fear of children you fat retard!
by Jan Szreniawski December 12, 2020
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Hetrophobia

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Not real - fake - not true - fake news - FOX news - the daily testicle - incorrect information - non-existent - not a thing
Mark: ugh homophobia how about hetrophobia why don’t they talk about that

Jake: *slaps mark down the stairs* ITS NOT REAL!
by Not Lucy January 9, 2018
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peterophobia

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peter: I heard you have peterophobia

mike: *screaming*
by ye7ye7 January 17, 2021
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Picrophobia

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Fear of piccolos in all shapes and forms
Nadia's persistent prolonged and productive practicing sessions lead to her development of picrophobia
by Flutefancyfest June 13, 2016
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