Peterson 

The guy who gets super fu**ing triggered when a mentally retarded kid steals his fu**ing stuff. If you keep within those boundaries, he is actually one of the best guys you'll ever meet. He will always be there for you but will have a garbage self-esteem.

Hey Peterson, suck my big dick.
Peterson, you're my big daddy.

Peterson by Rhys is Big G*y December 16, 2019

peterson 

The peterson(or petreson) is a unit of mass originally defined as "the weight of copper you need to steal and then to sell in order to procure a gram of meth". Named after prof. Jordan Peterson. Peterson value may vary depending on your local copper and meth prices.

Bums dug up copper wire worth 100 petersons.

peterson by roumor January 25, 2021

Peterson 

A peterson is a type of man most of them are either tall and skinny or short and obese and petersons personalities are things like driving old sedans and living in huts and by the way most petersons are attracted to dead people

He is a peterson! What an awful disgusting sad man.

Peterson by User T70 July 6, 2024

peterson 

Verb.
To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.

Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".

A: Do you believe god created lobsters?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?

peterson by Mobss May 28, 2025

peterson 

likes too BUT FUCK the shit out of his brother

i just petersoned my brother

peterson by paygorn12 July 26, 2025

Peterson money 

To give off the impression of being broke but in reality have stacks of cash.

He tried to act broke but I know hes got Peterson money

Peterson money by MikeScott December 11, 2018

Peterson Level of Abstraction 

A level of specificity too specific to be of concern to a layperson, but that is often discussed at great length by those concerned with minute details of the subject matter.

A: "But if the transmutation statute requiring written evidence kicks in after 1985, you can rebut the 1984 Anti-Lucas joint tenancy presumption written requirement with an oral or implied transmutation agreement from 1984 through 1985. And conversely, the oral or written rebuttal before the 1987 Anti-Lucas Joint Title Presumption can overcome the transmutation requirement from 1985 through 1987, right guys?"

B: "I guess... but do we really need to know all that? That sounds like a Peterson Level of Abstraction you're getting to there."

Peterson Level of Abstraction by In re Marriage of Mix April 30, 2010