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Perving

1. staring with sexual intent.
2. intoxicated.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 12, 2003
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Pervnerded

When you are a pervert as well as a nerd.
Guy1 "Man, that kid spends all his time in the library."
Guy2 "Ya, but all he does is look at porn in there!"
Guy1 "Dude that kids pervnerded!
by Donkeyhead May 4, 2009
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Perryn

Perryn. The most amazing individual you will ever meet. Gets anyone he wants.
by spongebob888 October 5, 2016
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Pervy

Referring to a person that is into all that dirty shit.
"OMG, Jeff is so pervy, me kept looking at my boobs yesterday".
by yadayoot September 24, 2018
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Pervyglomps

Okay, so "glomping" someone is where you tackle and hug them, right? Pervyglomps is that, but with a creepy sexual overtone.
Hunter Green pervyglomps Krishva, who responds by macing him and then kicking him in the crotch while he's on the ground struggling to breathe.
by Hunter Green June 6, 2004
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pervana

Pervana

(perv-ôn-uh)

noun
the male transcendent state of mind. An unabashed, uninterrupted in-the-moment mind flow of pure unreciprocated sexual thoughts involving the ladies around him.

The greatest masters of Pervana are said to be of such skill as to sexualize all sensory stimuli from even the elderly, overweight, and disfigured.
Particularly during periods of lesser stimuli, some fledging zen masters of Pervana can be witnessed to close their eyes and exhibiting symptoms of mild Tourette's syndrome with mutterances of the word "giggity".
"The practice of Yoga has since time immemorial been, though not expressly, most certainly solely administered for the sake of the male enlightened few who wish to achieve Pervana.
The "anchor" chakra, through said practice, is trained and maximized.
Modern practitioners will constantly utilize their third eye to scan the yoga room for the best sights. Complex mirror arrangements or the coveted "yoga instructor" position help the Pervana practitioner to utilize his other two eyes without disturbing the environment's flow."
by Phat Phuk May 13, 2017
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perving

awkwardly straddling the line between being flirty and being creepy
she was really perving it to him last night.

being just flirty enough to make someone comfortable, and then whipping out a little creep to keep them on their toes. if they're a perv too, it'll work out. if not, it was never meant to be.
by jessie martinson July 5, 2005
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