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permastoned

The state of which an individual is not fully under the influence of marijuana, but is still feeling long lasting effects from the high. In this state, one is fully functional but does not feel normal and active. Being permastoned usually lasts until rest is acuired.
After that turn I was permastoned for the rest of the day.
by permastoner January 31, 2010
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Permastoner

a person that seems to be stoned 24/7
like totaly blazed
Permastoner;
that kid at your school that stands around with their eyes half open and doesnt say much and sounds like a stoner and looks like a stoner

half the time they are a stoner but could just be their personality
by joebones March 1, 2009
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Permashot

Perminent Shotgun in your friend's car.
Steve: "Shotgun!"
Rob: "Fuck you dude, you know i have permashot."
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Permastone

To be permanently stoned
Jimbo is down to his last few brain cells. That dude is permastone.
by Fuckthatnoise June 26, 2021
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permashone

Your girlfriend is a permashone.
by afv May 30, 2009
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permaslade

Know the feeling of being so tired you are delirious... it's past that.
dude, you are permaslade.
by Coach Bee January 12, 2011
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Permaclog

1) When you take a rediculous dump and the toilet acts like its broken for three weeks.

2) The act of taking a dump the size of a wooly mammoth that makes a toilet barely cling to life for about three weeks.
My daughter shit a "pepsi can" and the toilet was clogged for three weeks.

"Dude the toilet has been clogged for weeks, what the he'll happened???"

"Oh I permaclogged that bitch a month ago"
by Michael and Corey December 26, 2011
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