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permasingle

The state of being single "forever". Applies both to those who simply can't seem to be able to find someone to be with (involuntary permasingles) and to those who are purposefully choosing to be single for any number of reasons, such as career, asexuality, etc. (voluntary permasingles).
There may come a time when it becomes preferable to grab the bull by the horns and choose to be permasingle rather than to allow yourself to get devastated by disappointments after disappointment with all the wrong people.
by minagica June 4, 2015
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Permastoked

Permanently Stoked
Bob is permastoked about turning 21
by EQstorm December 22, 2008
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permastiffy

an erection that doesn't seem to go away, or when someone's package is so big that it constantly looks like they have a boner.
man 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR DICK, DUDE?
man 2: oh, it's just a permastiffy.
by Nikayyyyy April 20, 2007
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permastoned

The state of which an individual is not fully under the influence of marijuana, but is still feeling long lasting effects from the high. In this state, one is fully functional but does not feel normal and active. Being permastoned usually lasts until rest is acuired.
After that turn I was permastoned for the rest of the day.
by permastoner January 31, 2010
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Permastoner

a person that seems to be stoned 24/7
like totaly blazed
Permastoner;
that kid at your school that stands around with their eyes half open and doesnt say much and sounds like a stoner and looks like a stoner

half the time they are a stoner but could just be their personality
by joebones March 1, 2009
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Permashrinkage

Some one from Canada, usually has a small penis. Comes from the shrinkage that happens to the penis from the constant cold of Canada.
Kyle is from Canada and has a small penis, therefore he is a permashrinkage
by Kayaan July 4, 2007
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Permastone

To be permanently stoned
Jimbo is down to his last few brain cells. That dude is permastone.
by Fuckthatnoise June 26, 2021
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