perfectionisms

(1) noun: a: Any thing modified by Human Beings for the purpose of progression b: any thing or set of things in a state of perpetual improvement under the explicit understanding that "perfect" is a False concept. (2) verb: a: The act or process of progression towards perfection.

"Molly, you wouldn't believe it; his performance last night was one of life's greatest perfectionisms." "My perfectionisms are progressing nicely." "Perfectionism your performance or you're fired!"

by Donkey Kong Sr. May 24, 2008

Perfectionist

A person who does not know the meaning of the words "budget" and "deadline".

Tim is such a perfectionist he spend 6 months designing how the buttons are going to look on a website. Unfortunately that's all the time we had to complete the whole project and needless to say the client did not want to spend any more money. The project got cancelled, which forced us to close the company, lose our homes and forced to live in the wilderness where we use the weaker members of our family as bait to distract wolves, bears and other wild life while we forage for berries which are not covered in bird shit. Thanks Tim.

by ManSweetMan July 1, 2015

Perfectionasty

Perfectionism to the point of bitchiness.

"Ugh your hair is so greasy, I hate you."

"I had a late night, Stacey, no need to get perfectionasty."

by Yetiandthevamp June 17, 2013

Ass Perfectionist

Someone who after taking a dump; wipes so meticulously that no trace of the event remains. Ass perfectionists are notorious for using exessive amounts of toilet paper, baby wipes, and generally taking forever, much to the dismay of anyone waiting in line.

"God damn! How long is he going to take!?"
"Don't hold your breath, he's an Ass perfectionist after all."

by Alexiosassypants August 17, 2016

armchair perfectionist

A person who declares everyone else at fault for any problem, while they themselves claim it's not their responsibility to help solve the problem. They absolve themselves from anything remotely challenging that might tarnish their appearance of blamelessness, especially with technology issues. They love assigning blame while remaining safely removed. They also like to point out how other people inconvenience them.

The armchair perfectionist blamed his wife and kids for the wifi problems, saying "I didn't have anything to do with this. This is all on you!"

by DoIhaveto?di March 4, 2021

perfectionist

Anal retentive person who isn't satisfied with any result.

Dan S. is a perfectionist, aka bitch

by K-JAZ April 24, 2006

Perfectionist

A person who only prefer the perfect, instead of any standard short of perfection, most likely showing favoritism towards others.

Teacher: Ben, you got a 50/100! It means you pass!
Ben: YES!!!!!!!!
Teacher: Just kidding! The passing score is 200000000000/100
Ben: OH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tim: That fucking perfectionist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 23, 2022