perching

The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.

Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.

Guy 2: Gross man.

by mmalone July 13, 2009

perch

alternate way to describe giving someone the middle finger.

"you want a perch? there! ya perched!!" (giving middle finger)

by the butcher September 30, 2006

perch

to have one's asshole fall out. usually said in Wisconsin. people usually perch in extreme weather conditions, like the humble winter.

I partied so hard, I perched!

by analpounder037 December 04, 2014

perched

When fucking a woman against the wall, one removes ones hand and the woman perches on the dick.

She was perched on my dick for a good 10 minutes!

You should have seen the bird perching on my dick last night.

I like it when she wiggles while she perches on my dick.

by Sam Kaci November 09, 2007

Perched

When a gay man catfishes another gay man

Scott was perched by a guy named Brad

by AlterJoker November 14, 2017

Perch

What does perch mean? That can be answered with another question... What doesn't perch mean?

Can aslo be said as; Perchy, used as a noun adjective or any other part of speech.

Becky: Woah those people seemed pretty perch.
Rachel: Yeah, very perchy.

by Awesomeninjabeast February 04, 2010

Perch

Dick

Oh my god, your such a perch

by Ryan Farnsworth January 23, 2009