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Pepeng

THE FUCKING TYPHOON PREDICTED TO KILL US ALL. No, just kidding.

Should be called the epic sequel to Ondoy.

Is at around 205km/h, and should get stronger.

It's a supertyphoon, and supertyphoons can lift houses off of the ground.

We're all dead. Period.

*closes eyes and whispers* I suggest you take cover, unless you want your life to go

*shouts* BOOOOOOM.

That is all. *leaves*

(Oh, this SO goes well with my Ondoy definition. XD --tadaa_ishness)
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs around in circles*
Guy 2: What the fucking hell is wrong with you?
Guy 1: Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe...
Guy 2: PE WHAT?
Guy 1: Pe, Pe, Pe, OH WE'RE ALL DEAD!
Guy 2: WHAT?
Guy 1: Pepeng. It's a Category 5(strongest) typhoon.
Guy 2: OH FGLMCGRUHSVMUHES! AAAAAAAAAH
Guy 1 and Guy 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
by tadaa_ishness October 1, 2009
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peenor

(N) a childish, yet inexplicably hilarious, word for penis.
Guy: Hey, you wanna see mah peenor?
Girl: HELL YEAH! Whip out your peenor!
by Aaron July 11, 2004
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Peenoise

Peenoise is a name given to pinoy players in DOTA 2. It is mostly used as insult to players who are not doing well in the game.
Oh my god you stupid peenoise blaming lag all the time.
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a penis that is so big, others think of it as noble
john has a peenoble!!
by amandaerinlauren February 15, 2007
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penenoob

It means a person is a penis and a noob because they are being mean or rude and failing at their current activity.
That guy is being a penenoob.
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peeno

huge floppy donkey dick usually in one's momma's mouth and or bung hole
yo momma get dat nasty ass peeno out yo mouf
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Peenoise

Peenoise are annoying aggressive toxic players that ruins other players gameplay from Phillipines.
1. TOXIC, always spouts bad words, like Gago, Putangina mo Bobo, and Fuck you. They also usually disturbing the gaming experience if they don't get their way, like griefing and trolling.
2. RACIST, they are racist to race that they think weak (also spouting #Pinoy_Pride when they banishing weak races), and worship any race that they think strong (until the said race weak enough to be banished);
3. ONION-SKINNED, if you trying to jokely insult them they will take it as actual insult. So don't jokely insult them;
4. ALWAYS THINK THEMSELVES RIGHT, if you arguing with Peenoise, they will shouting and calling you an asshole and always claim that they are right even the Peenoise are the one that wrong (Psychopaths basically). If their bullshit attempt fails, they will play victim and try to be nice until they can call you an asshole and their argument wins;
5. WILL DO ANYTHING TO ACHIEVE THEIR GOALS, even it breaks moral like scamming, framing, backstabbing, and fake friends (especially if you are not same race with them).
They also spout #Pinoy_Pride and Proud Pinoy when they doing their bullshit job (such as being racist, scamming, framing) and gathering mass of people so they can gank you up to win the argument.
If you are Filipino but you do not want to join them, Peenoise will CALL you RACE TRAITOR.
1. Peenoise when they successfully scamming someone: BOBO! GAGO HAHAHA!

Peenoise when the scammed person who tries to retailate but failed: LOOK @EVERYONE, THIS FAGGOT TRIES TO SCAM ME BUT FAILED! PUTANGINA MO!
2. Peenoise when they are wrong: WHAT, I AM THE ONE THAT RIGHT! IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, I CAN SEND YOU MY IRL INFOS LIKE MY FACE PICS AND MY ADDRESS.

Peenoise when someone else is wrong: HEYYYYYY, YOU'RE WRONG BITCH! *TRYING TO GATHER MASSES*
3. Peenoise when they are poor irl: Hmm, time to find rich person to milk them

Peenoise when they found the target: *Trying to be good with the person*

Peenoise after they milking the target and get caught: HAHA GAGO! PUTANGINA MO!
4. Peenoise when they ruins some race's gameplay: HAHAHA! WE ARE THE BEST RACE IN THE WORLD! #Proud_Pinoy

Peenoise when they lose in a fair fight: PUTANGINA MO! DAPAT GUMAMIT SIYA NG HACKS! (He must using hacks)

Also Peenoise: I-HACK NATIN ANG ACCOUNT NG TAONG ITO! (Let's hack this person's account)
by Alexander III of Macedon July 29, 2022
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