Another word for Semen Retention; Males retaining their semen during sexual intercourse. Just like a pension, you're saving it all up for a greater and more meaningful investment.
Man: " Yo Jemit, I made her cum twice and still made sure my shit was on demon pension"
Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"
Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"
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Usually a name known in the islands of Samoa for having a huge Poki.
Pronunciation:
(Poh•Key)
Which translates to huge heart.
Pronunciation:
(Poh•Key)
Which translates to huge heart.
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Steve: How's your grandad?
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time
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Get the Misplaced Pensioner mug.A very specified branch of Kinesiology, in which the entire focus is only on the movement of the penis and penis related kinetics.
I was disappointed when my university told me they do not offer a degree in penisiology, as I felt that was a very under-represented scientific branch of study.
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1) We just sat about getting pensionered on brandy.
2) She got so pensionered that she shat her pants.
2) She got so pensionered that she shat her pants.
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