Petri Lindroos

The most awesome badass Nordic Warrior who ever lived.
He does harsh vocals and guitars for the sick band Ensiferum.
He used to be in Norther but got kicked out because the other guys decided he was focusing too much on Ensiferum. It was most likely because they were jealous. Petri drinks many magic potion and hails in Finland.

Metalhead: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Petri Lindroos.
Dumbass: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Dani Filth.
Metalhead: Kill yourself.

by Killdanifilth December 12, 2009

Petri

if u have the name Petri than it means ur just : amazing, kind, smart, funny, wonderful, terrific, fantastic, nice, silly, cool, fabulous, joyful, super, magnificent, helpful, superb, magical, beautiful, honest, loving, careful, understanding,respectful, responsible, brilliant, achieving, hardworking, strong, truthful, bright, happy, good, nonjudgmental, giving, pure, desirable, subtle, survivor, supreme, talented, talkative, fair, faithful, fit, unforgettable, friendly, calm, generous, graceful, genuine, real, astounding, remarkable, incredible, marvelous, gorgeous, delightful, amusing, enchanting, lovable, charming, authentic, stunning, attractive, tough, attentive, bighearted, delicate, conversational, humorous, entertaining, gifted, artistic, tender, young, courteous, smooth, protective, determined, quiet, passionate, strong-willed, sincere, devoted, unique, quirky, precious, polite,distinguished,wise,humorous,happy-go-lucky, glorious, awesome, epic

Petri, Z. loveees yaaah xx BF;)

by dolladolla October 18, 2011

pentiofotal

Similar to dispensable, but colloquial.
The opposite is "pentiofatal".

Using a condom is totally pentiofotal.

by Mister G. to the T. to the E. March 2, 2009

human petri dish

a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.

Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.

by kajoe October 18, 2008

Petrinkle

slang term used to described the female sexual organ; vagina

Jess: I went into to the bathroom at work....
Cindy: yea!?
Jess: and it smell like rotten petrinkles!
Cindy: EW!
Cindy: that is foul!

by Clairegirl8769 January 8, 2009

Petri Douche

A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petri douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

by wrangerti December 4, 2013

petrichorphilia

An obsessive love of the scent after it rains.

I am such a petrichorphilia.

by yungging October 14, 2014