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A mixture of penis and genius, describes a guy who’s pretty genius with his penis, a guy who can do tricks with his dick, a man who rocks with his cock, and a bro who can’t go wrong with his dong.
“Yo Mark, did you hear how Andy banged twenty women in under ten minutes? Yeah, that guy’s a penius
Penius by Jackniffo100 March 30, 2019
Someone who is well versed in all things penis-related
"That guy Whiskey, he know's EVERYTHING about penises"

"I know right, he's such a penius!"
Penius by Schrodingers Douchebag September 28, 2021

Penius Genius 

Someone who thinks with their penis
Charlie Sheen is a penius genius, he thinks with his dick.
Penius Genius by casualpunk May 29, 2015

skinny penius 

A penius that is small and skinny.
skinny penius by NXTFighter November 16, 2017

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020