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penispack

a bag in which you keep your penis.
I keep my dick in my penispack so tat it doesnt get dirty.
by Pabs S. December 31, 2008
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penisouculars

a penis that has been bored through and you can look through
Darn john my penisouculars are very uncomfortable
by randy the cool one April 24, 2008
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Penistricken

1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.
1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.
by The Penistriker February 2, 2010
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Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.
I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.
by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015
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Pentucket

Pen-tuh-ket: Almost every girl owns uggs, yoga pants and a northface. And thats what they wear everyday. They all own iPhones. Theirs the haverhill high wannabes who twerk and wear jordans, theres the druggies, he screamo kids that wear band shirts and are really the nicest students there, the nerds, chorus/thearter/band nerds The preps are the most common, the girls look as I said earlier and the guys all wear expensive attire. a lot of nikez toms, and sperrys. rou see a llot of fiji water bottles, and a lot of students that think they are to rich, to good, and to pretty to be around each other. We got famous for arresting an autistic student, hazing with a banana, and a out break in the rare Norovirus. Either u own a farm or a minimansion Three towns make up pentucket, groveland, merrimac, and west newbury. Groveland is a town full of athletes and druggies/ alcoholic students that dont show it off because if we do, everyone in town will.know in a matter of seconds. Merrimacis full of longboarding druggies and alcoholics (that yes, show it off) and where most of our arrested students come from. They think theyre ghetto, but theyre just as white as groveland. West newbury is pretty much all farms,a town even worse than groveland. We all claim to hate our towns and pentucket, but domt leave The buildings older than dirt and we never remodel it, its actually been the same since it opened Dont even ask about the vending machines with debit card access to pay for ur organic food.
Guy 1: is that kid wearing a pentucket sweatshirt?
Guy 2: whats he doing in haverhill
Guy 1: he looks terrified lol
Guy 2: he prob thinks were gonna steal his iphone and beats beatspr his daddys money

*waves*

*pentucket kid runs*
by pentucketkid October 14, 2013
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peniscockle

When someone like yourself decides to look up stupid words on a fucking fake dictionary, gj douche. Gj.
The person who typed "peniscockle" into the box must enjoy eating peniscockle.
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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Penisfucky

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Ducky penus, penus ducky, penis poopoo penisfucky
by Peepeedfucky September 21, 2019
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