penisinmybooty

fuck me argh

defined thot:fuck me so hard papi:ALRIGHT BET;) IL CUM IN UR ASS thats why our bones are white penisinmybooty means that u get a males big ass dick then us stick it in ur ass

by PENXPY December 8, 2020

Penisitis

Penisitis is a disease that kids can be born with. It is a disease that causes people to say penis or else they will get very sick and die. The most famous stripper in Africa (Haily Pourneya) was born with this life threatening and heart breaking disease.

Ex. "Did you hear about the new disease, penisitis??"

by Haily pourneya February 7, 2022

Penitini

Where you want to make a statement with a great cocktail with your wife or girlfriend. Mix up 1 shot vodka, 1/2hot vermouth, 1 tsp olive brine. Shake with crushed ice. Whip out your cock and straddle over glass whilst pouring mixture.

Pour must be done in the presence of your significant other for full effect. Options are to dip cock into the drink and serve drops to partner.

My wife asked for a special cocktail, she said surprise me. I asked if she ever had a REAL cocktail, no she said so I proceeded to engage her with a Penitini.

by SkeletorTX August 23, 2022

penisilicious

a penis that looks good

Oh man, my dads cock looks penisilicious.

by Billie January 20, 2003

penisnipple

the mushroom tip of the penis

Bob has a huge penisnipple

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 27, 2003

Tonsil Penisitis

An acute rash-like disease brought on by severe rubbing of a man's (or transexual person's) penis on another person's tonsils (Whores, and Gay Men, are most commonly diagnosed).

Investigator: How did the victim die?
Doctor: The victim died of a severe case of Tonsil Penisitis.
Investigator: That's fucked up.
Doctor: Yes, the people who get it generally are.

by MR>CROW October 2, 2009

penisnipple

A dirty whore. See skank.

Rachel looks like a penisnipple.

by Rachel March 29, 2004