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Demon Pension

Another word for Semen Retention; Males retaining their semen during sexual intercourse. Just like a pension, you're saving it all up for a greater and more meaningful investment.
Man: " Yo Jemit, I made her cum twice and still made sure my shit was on demon pension"

Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"
by bramptonshordy June 1, 2020
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old age pensioner

miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer
person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner
by vWarspite August 12, 2022
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pensioner's leg

A thin, pale, knobbly, veiny penis.
by Anonymous September 2, 2003
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enfusion

A cocktail of different substances, most commonly semen, fecal matter and urine, which have been reduced into a form in which they could be applied as an aromatic aftershave.
I can't believe that I've actually got a date this evening!

Better put on that new enfusion that my dad made me for Christmas!
by Mrs Brown January 5, 2015
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Penesione

Usually a name known in the islands of Samoa for having a huge Poki.

Pronunciation:
(Poh•Key)
Which translates to huge heart.
Oh my gosh Penesione has such a huge poki
by DwayneRockJohnson November 22, 2021
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Misplaced Pensioner

A game for multiple people where one person takes a confused OAP and leaves them somewhere random. It's up to the others to find the Pensioner before they starve to death.
Steve: How's your grandad?
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time
by IDrinkAndKnowThings June 21, 2023
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pensionered

Describing someone who is paralytically drunk. This could include, but is not limited to, the person shitting or pissing their pants.
1) We just sat about getting pensionered on brandy.
2) She got so pensionered that she shat her pants.
by Dyltong June 18, 2013
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