pretzel crunch

when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having sex and proceeds to "crunch" you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually associated with this position.

"How was your night Kelly?"
"John pretzel crunched me so hard, I couldn't breathe."

by pretzelmaker1234 November 20, 2015

peeta mellark

the best character in the hunger games tbfh
he’s gorgeous, sweet, optimistic and is just <33

yo bro you know peeta mellark?
hell yeah! all my homies love him

by hangezoesfavoritegf August 25, 2021

peeta

The cute boy in the hunger games that loves katniss/dates/marries

It was so sad how peeta was hijacked but katniss still loved him

by audrey33 April 5, 2016

pretzel stamp

Like a mushroom stamp, but after you have anal sex and have the poopy dick you slap your poopycock on her face.

"Im gonna pretzel stamp that ho"

"Bitch got my dick all poopy, so I pretzel stamped her face"

by screamingdeal October 31, 2014

Pushing Peretz

When your teacher does not know how to use the word pushing p.

Bro your literally pushing Peretz

by Not Yassin February 2, 2022

pretzel necklace

When someone wraps his/her legs around your neck simulating a pretzel shape for cunnilingus or what not

Mate....Donna totally pretzel necklaced me last night. Almost couldn't breathe

by Jon93 May 18, 2016

Chocolate Pretzel

when you are hooking up and the guy sticks his finger up the girls ass.

I was shocked when ben gave me a chocolate pretzel but i kinda liked it, sweet but salty.

by lobstertesticles March 15, 2017