peelums

Peelums is the feeling you get when someone gives you a distorted facial expression that you just can't read.

Jeez, did you see Jenny today? She was giving me the peelums!

by shigekims June 13, 2008

peenmaid

similar to a mermaid, but with the tail of a giant penis. also note that the tip shoots out seamen for defense.

"Yaarrrgggh Matey" The pirate screamed as the Peenmaid shot him in the eye with seamen.

by lethal laura January 19, 2010

peenmanship

The art or skill of writing by hand using one's penis to direct urine onto a surface such as sand or snow.

Joey wrote happy birthday legibly in the snow. Joey has great peenmanship.

by pinkparka May 13, 2013

peenutz

pee is stored in the nutz

"don't hit my peenutz"

by MCsoggy MCgee March 2, 2018

PeeNut Butter

N. A mix of truffle butter and peanut butter, in which a man sticks his penis in a girl’s anus and, subsequently, vagina to then both piss and ejaculate inside her (hence PeeNut).

Dudebro 1: “Bro did you pipe Rosalind last night?”
Dudebro 2: “Yeah man, but she had some weird-ass kinks, ended up servin’ up some PeeNut Butter.”

by Rennat_easel February 11, 2019

PeeNut

When you pee and "nut" at the same time.

nut = orgasm

You bro, i somhow PeeNut'ed yesterday.

by yeetus da fetus May 10, 2021

peenut

a female that uncontrollably pisses or "pees" when she has an orgasm or gets a "nut".

Man that girl pissed all over me when she had an orgasm. She is definately a peenut.

by Kevin Franklin May 9, 2006