Peel

One with an overinflated ego, sex drive and self-image, and also a complete moron, the Peel is typically a chav, this person believes themselves to be an absolute sex god (god's gift to women - typically the women see him as Satan's gift), and will regale everyone with their (often fictitious) exploits. He also has an obsession with male genitalia.

This particular brand of chav is, as with many, also an alcoholic. The beverage of choice is Carlsberg, and consumption is usually around the mark of 50 pints per week. Consequently, when combined with the hyperactive sex-drive and IRC chat, the Peel will often resort to asking for (gay) cybersex from people who will turn him down repeatedly, but he'll hump them anyway.

One final note to make on the Peel is his fetish for exhibitionism. He will think that it is clever to wear a thong to a formal ball, and then climb on a table and strip off, causing nausea among many attendees.
Peel: i am wearin that thong to the ball and nothing else cept my dick

Peel: i wanna bum Carol Vordeman

Me: Peel... just to set my mind at rest... you've never starred in a solo scat movie, have you?
Peel: i have, why?

Bdanzer: i knew a guy once with a 3.5 inch dong - he was a right Peel
by mattbuck March 22, 2005
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To consume a level of alcohol in which the consumer is no longer able to take responibility for his/her own actions. Generally in this case any action made by this person is frowned upon and forgotten about.
1) By fucking christ I was peeled last night.

2) FUCK hes peeled.
by arnold12 February 18, 2010
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1) U looks so happy today.
2) Yeah I had peeling
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the act of shooting sperm on an unsuspecting girl. (To peel one off)
We had hot sex and I just peeled one off on her face.
by Carl Panzram Jr. May 08, 2004
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its just sleep, except backwards. many words can be spelt backwards with minimum difficulty and maximum success. (we went through a phase..)
rohan: so what u doin tonight?
harv: peels.
rohan: ...nice.
by kooner June 23, 2004
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when someone is pissed off and wants to beat anyone who gets in there way!!!
1, hey what's pauls deal today?

2, man pauls peeled
by magicMaN21 February 07, 2010
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When you are consuming a large amount of alcohol. Generally the aim of this exercise is the get extremely intoxicated.
1) Hey Sam, are you peeling tonight?

2) Yea, ill be peeling tonight.
by arnold12 February 18, 2010
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