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Peetah

The sexiest thing in all of existence peetah is a godly godly man he does sex with scott all the time and ive just creamed in his cheeks.
ooh ive just creamed in his cheeks i did a peetah.
by G1izzySprayer November 15, 2021
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peentang

noun, refering to the tangy taste left in one's mouth after sucking a penis. Usually only women and gay men come to know this feeling, but this word is often used by straight men to express distaste of anything. Also can be used to describe a wuss male.
Peentang! that was soo stupid.
Dude your such a fucking peentang, just take a hit.
by n8d0g October 25, 2006
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Peefart

A brief interruption of steady urination sometimes causing sputtering of urine. More common in female urination, but males report peefartation.
Judge Judy: So Mr. Kelly you say you did not douse the plaintiff in a steady stream of urine?
R Kelly: No your honor the stream was briefly interrupted by a peefart.
*Court room erupts in laughter*
*Judge Judy raps her gavel*

Judge Judy: ORDER!!!
by Tw1tchO_o August 14, 2010
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Peetard

Noun. Person (usually teenage girl) who is obsessively in love with the character Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games books and movies. Sometimes seen carrying posters that read "I love Peeniss."
Josh Hutcherson got mobbed by a band of Peetards.
by Harrylovesjeni June 22, 2012
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peetard

Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.
Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!
by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008
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Peestapated

You really have to pee but you can't b/c if your surroundings
I was in the bathroom and there was to many people so I got peestapated
by Dgsdbffueebdkdiehekdbj July 20, 2016
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Peetard

Someone who urinates on themselves unintentionally
Tanner is such a peetard that he quit basketball because he was embarrassed
by Tsukiyomeme November 30, 2018
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