pee on it

make sure you pee, everywhere,on yourself, and on the person you are laughing with.pee on the objects that are funny too.

make sure you bring extra undies everywhere because a peable moment may arise. (in fact they most often do)

"oo joswa that joke was peeeeee"
"natwa, i peed on that women"
"pee on it tesswa"
"ericwa, i pee on you"
"oh my god shanswa. peeeeee"

by Natwa June 9, 2008

pee on it

To copyright, trademark or otherwise reserve rights to one's creative work.

Amber wrote some creative ad copy but forgot to pee on it. Now some biach barbie in marketing is passing it off as her work. Wtf was she thinking?

by Bradford S. January 27, 2009

Pee on the bottle

Verb, to pee on a bottle on the street while performing the act of public urination.

Person: I need to pee
Person2: pee in the street

Person3: pee on the bottle or don’t pee at all

by The man with the big brain October 18, 2019

Pee-on Platoon

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.

Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"

by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009

pee on the Olson twins

This is a term for a refreshing summer shower usually resulting in a brilliant rainbow.

I love it when the skies open up and pee on the Olson twins. It reminds me of childhood. And lasers for some reason.

by Johnny Eightball June 14, 2004

pee on a stick

to take a pregnancy test; a serious matter

Looks like I'm going to have to pee on a stick!

by jacksassafrass December 26, 2010

pee on it

make sure you pee, everywhere,on yourself, and on the person you are laughing with.pee on the objects that are funny too.

make sure you bring extra undies everywhere because a peable moment may arise. (in fact they most often do)

"oo joswa that joke was peeeeee"
"natwa, i peed on that women"
"pee on it tesswa"
"ericwa, i pee on you"
"oh my god shanswa. peeeeee"

by Natwa June 10, 2008