Pentonism

The official religion of John Penton, and of the Marymount school of Santa Barbara. It was created when the Penton shrine was discovered in the English library. Since then the religion has spread, gaining 30+ followers! It is believed that Papi Penton sent the savior, Pancake down to earth to save us from our own demise. The religion is still being researched, and more is being discovered everyday!

Pentonism
I recently started following Pentonism, and I’ve never felt better!

Pentonism is the best religion. You should definitely go follow it!!

by not.julian May 23, 2019

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pearsonism

The religion of (1)having a twin sister. (2)your sister has a really annoying voice and says cheesy jokes (3)gets yelled at by mr. miller a lot. (4)also see margaretism.

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by Conquistador April 30, 2005

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Pehtonism

Pehtonism is the way of life taken by those who are in dire need of saving. by believing in time-management, converting to the almighty Bruce Wayne, and having a diet of only Mac and Cheese with ground-croutons and bacon bits.

Person 1: "I'm thinking of joining Pehtonism."
Person 2: "A wise choice, indeed."

by @youngkarenehlehna March 12, 2022

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