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pedro sanchez stache

a flimsy moustache often seen on teenagers who cannot grow a real moustache, but attempt to anyway. seen in abundance during no shave november in middle schools.

looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite
Example #1
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.

Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends
by LeTacoGrande November 28, 2009
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Pedro Special

When the guy who washes your car at your local gas station decides to leave a rank ass fog behind him as he hands you your keys.
I must have gotten the Pedro Special because it smells like old burritos in here.
by SexualOverseer69 February 28, 2009
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pedro simões

Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb
by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017
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Pedro Santos

Edge boy who pretends that he doesn't care about anything cuz he thinks that makes him look cool.
by Berc April 20, 2020
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Pedro Salazar

The sexiest man alive. He pulls every woman. Without fail. Everyone loves him. He is strong and muscular. His best friend usually has the name of "Jasper". They are usually Mexican and live in Indiana. There other friends name are usually "Elliot" "Vincent".
Pedro Salazar is fine as fuck. I want him as my husband. His cute ass.
by Jasper Weaver April 30, 2024
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Hacer un Pedro Sánchez

When you say you will never do something, but you end up doing exactly that.
Carlos: "I will never buy the car that my wife wants. It is not a man's car."
Friend: we all know you are going to "hacer un Pedro Sánchez"and you will buy it
by Castellanien January 14, 2020
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Pedo's

A shorter version of Pedophile, people who are sexually interested in children.
Look at those Pedo's over there
by Mastree January 17, 2019
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