pedomeeter

Someone who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky male children

see
veeter
meeter
pedoveeter

im surprised to find out that most pedophiles are pedomeeters too. Like Chito

by The Happy April 9, 2005

pedester

v. to engage in the act of being a pedestrian. Walking, jogging, running, skipping, crawling on a public roadway.

Alanis Morisette didn't feel like calling a cab, so she pedestered her way home.

by Courtney VanRyan February 11, 2009

pedopeter

what the fuck is happening

holy shit i just checked #pedopeter on twitter.
this week is fucking nuts for politics

by KayvK July 10, 2022

Child Polester

Just slang used to describe when a girl is of legal age or older, and is involved in a sexual relationship with a man that is 16 or 17.

Jenks: yea dude, i have a new name so we stop confusing Danny and Dani, just call Dani tha "child polester"

Gage: k, but what tha hell is a child polester

Jenks: just think about her and blake. It'll make sense then

by codyjenkins211 September 6, 2009

pedodestrainfial

pedodestrainfial- someone who looks at little kiddis while walking down the road

look at that dirty pedodestrainfial cheeking out that five year old on the other side of the road. what a sicko

by Ummmm_yeaaaa May 11, 2009

Pedesterizing

What a man riding on a bike does to a driver in a hurry, who doesn't want to wait while the bicyclist lollygags peddling slowly, as the car is trying to enter a traffic circle.

Riding along merrily while hindering those around you.

Why is he pedesterizing me?! This actually happened..

by mesquared May 3, 2014