PedoBear

That one fuzzy animal you think is cute until he makes forced fucky on you.

Pedobear: ASL? LOL
teengrl34: 13/f/TX
Peodbear: ORLLY? LOL
teengirl34: RLLY.
PedoBear: PedoBear Approves!

by OMGWTFBBQ!!!??? February 4, 2010

Pedobear

The best meme ever!A pedo...bear

My milkshakes bring all the kids to the yard and i'm like just get in my car
-Pedobear

by Eritreagirll December 7, 2011

Pedobear Approves

A hilarious way to announce that you like something.

1) Mom: Dinner!

???: Golly gee, what's for eats, mommy?

Mom: A dead little girl!

???: Pedobear Approves! :D

2) ???: Hey, little girl! Why don't you come in my van?

Girl: Why?

???: I bought a bunch of candy, but I don't think I can finish it! Can you help me?

Girl: Okay! :D *Gets in van*

???: Pedobear Approves! *Slams and locks door*

by AnalPenetrationByForce July 22, 2011

Pedobear

A cartoon bear that has an obsession over young children (hence the pedo part).

We should be careful about walking home from school, there have been some pedobear sightings.

by boomer energy December 8, 2019

pedometer

1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.

After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.

by violetist August 21, 2009

pedobear

Pedobear is a friendly bear who rides a moped.

He often gives rides to kids.

"Hi," said pedobear to little Jimmy, "I'm looking for a lost puppy. Would you like to get on my moped and help me find him?"

'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?

by scodder June 7, 2010

Pedobear

A bear that likes to stalk and rape lolis. It is mostly used in memes involving anime. it also has a song

Person: "whos that following that little girl?"
Person 2 "it's a pedobear."

by pedobear slayer May 14, 2019