pedobear

A guy who likes 15 year old girls when he is the age of 18 turning 19. Usually an Italian male who is 6'3

Guy:Dude did you see kevin-noah? hes such a pedobear

Guy 2: Yeah isnt he dated that girl kaileigh,shes 15 dude!

by Ohshit565655234 August 21, 2009

pedobear

1: a name for a pedophile

2: a super hero bear the protects the world from evil pedophiles!

1: that creep looks like a pedobear

2: "mom i was saved by the pedobear!"

"stop telling lies and go do your homework"

by CrazySkittles! November 14, 2009

pedobear

a person who likes bears/young girls
somehow shaped in bear form. not really.

*phone rings*
jeffrey: is KC callin you?
joanna: yeah, he's such a pedobear.

by jananerz April 5, 2009

Pedobear Approves

A hilarious way to announce that you like something.

1) Mom: Dinner!

???: Golly gee, what's for eats, mommy?

Mom: A dead little girl!

???: Pedobear Approves! :D

2) ???: Hey, little girl! Why don't you come in my van?

Girl: Why?

???: I bought a bunch of candy, but I don't think I can finish it! Can you help me?

Girl: Okay! :D *Gets in van*

???: Pedobear Approves! *Slams and locks door*

by AnalPenetrationByForce July 22, 2011

Pedobear Approves

1) A great thing to shout when you like something

2) A grat thing to text when you are sexting

-Referring to the infamous Pedobear

1) Pedophile: Get in my van, little girl! I have canddyyy!

Little Girl: Okay!

Pedophile: Pedobear Approves! :D

2) Pedophile: What are you wearing?

Teenager: nothing im so wet right now

Pedophile: Pedobear Approves! :D

by Mister Fucker July 23, 2011

Angry Pedobear

Basically, the Angry Teddybear under 18 version.

Ralf: Dude, I gave your daughter the angry pedobear last night.
Bill: What the fuck? Shes 5.

by Your alcoholic father. April 3, 2010

Pedobear syndrome

Growing a beard and being in close proximity of people younger than you.

Person 1: What's up with Owen?
Person 2: Errgh.. the weird old guy with the beard in our year?
Person 1: Ya, has he got like pedobear syndrome.
Person 3: I heard he's got secondyearaphobia.

by Jackkie92 October 18, 2011