pervstache

is any mustache of intentionally bad taste, that is meant to be funny or ironic

(mostly worn today by hipsters or indie rocker, but cult film director John Waters and “Pink Flamingos” star David Lochary were both early pioneers of the style)

“that’s awesome! you look like a 70’s porn star sportin’ that pervstache”

by tl77 November 26, 2010

pastache

The "mustache" of pubic hair created around your genital area after shaving and grows back to semi-mid length.

Dude my pastache is so patchy!

by THE_ViNTAGE_SoUL February 22, 2008

Penalstache

Pubic hair grown above the male genitalia that is groomed to form a specific design or appearance.

I shaved my penalstache because it made my dick itch.

by Mr. Panda's Rim December 15, 2011

pedastare

When a much older dude sits at a club with much younger women just sipping his drink and staring at the chicks on the dance floor.

That Larry King lookin dude was throughing my girl a strong pedastare while she was droppin' it on the dance floor.

by Jaboo40 November 5, 2015