Pearly Sanchez

1) When one ejaculates or masturbates and wipes the resulting seminal fluid on the upper lip of another person in the shape of a mustache.

2) A streak of semen on one's upper lip.

Brian was the first to fall asleep at the party. His best friend Adam decided he would give Brian a Pearly Sanchez. So Adam vigorously masturbated, then took his handful of semen and wiped it over Brian's upper lip. When Brian woke up in the morning he had a crusty mustache and complained about the smell of semen.

John masturbated in the school bathroom catching the semen in his hand. He went out in to the hall and caught up with his buddy Fred. John got the semen on his pointer finger and quickly wiped it across Fred's upper lip and yelled, "Pearly Sanchez" at him. John got suspended from school and is facing prosecution. Fred got herpes.

Frank liked the smell of his semen. So most days before work he would masturbate and give himself a Pearly Sanchez.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 2, 2018

Perla

Perla is one of the most perfect humans ever, when she enters a room you know it because of how radiant her whole essence is and how amazing her energy is. She is one of the best things in your life, although she is a little weird, it’s what makes perla, perla. You have the best memories with perla and she will always make you feel safe, if your having a bad day, tell her and she will do her best to cheer you up. Sometimes she doesn’t understand that people like to hear abou her too so she keeps to herself and you have to understand that, it’s an Aquarius trait! After knowing perla, you will love her, even if you can’t be around forever, she will be your best friend and you will love her forever, sometimes you might get mad because she doesn’t really know how to handle things but it’s ok because in every other way she is perfect and there is no doubting that.

Man, perla is the most perfect human ever, I wanna be friends with her so bad!

by Clainelunch February 18, 2019

flick the pearl

Female masturbation, also known as jilling or flick the bean

"When I'm bored and lonely, I go home and flick the pearl"

by anon-fo-sheezy March 26, 2008

Pearl Jam

Semen. Referring to the color of the sperm.

That dude squirted pearl jam everywhere.

by Ricktron October 24, 2011

pearl clutching

The phrase "pearl clutching" means being shocked by something once-salacious that should now be seen as commonplace. It is used to dismiss someone as being prudish, uptight, or otherwise too conservative in their thinking

“Amusingly, upon the various perfume boards there’s been a little bit of pearl clutching going on about the concept of a marijuana perfume.”

by UrbanTourist October 8, 2016

Pearl

She is one of the funniest people on planet Earth. Although she may be passive at times, she’ll stand up for herself when it comes to incredibly random topics she feels strongly about. Pearl has a heart of gold and is intelligent, though she doesn’t accept being called “the smart kid”. She knows a ton of trivia, and people wonder where she gets it all. Her temper is almost nonexistent. You can count on her to know the latest news, trending or not. Pearl will always stick by your side and make your day.

“Did you hear about how Pearl finessed her way into the teacher’s lounge?”

“Sure did. They all love her, huh?”

by jin-kyong April 3, 2021

pearl krabs

Mr. Krabs' daughter who is a whale. She is super annoying like any other teenage daughter.

Pearl Krabs' mother has not been revealed.

by zxcraous February 11, 2014