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The act of “multitasking” while masturbating. You might call your friend while masturbating but it’s not gay because you’re multitasking.

Jeremy: I spend a lot of time multitasking

Michael: multitasking? like page 80

by Billy the Alien May 19, 2020

Paged

Originated by hood mans in Tdot. Refers to the act of confronting, roasting, exposing, or verbally attacking someone.

Hoodman: yo you're gonna get paged after school bro

Hoodman 2: aight bro

by TDOTTREY March 6, 2017

pull the padge

to jack off

I take that VHS tape into my bedroom and honey I pull the padge all night long.

by TracyMartel July 22, 2017

bathroom yellow pages

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.

I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Page 250

A word that, when used in the presence of The Maze Runner fans, causes severe emotional trauma. Can also be used to describe a senario that causes severe emotional trauma. Is somewhat of an "inside joke" for fans of The Maze Runner series.

Person 1: What page in that book are you on?
Person 2: I'm on page 250.
The Maze Runner fan: What!?! *Starts sobbing hysterically*

Family member: Our dog just passed away.
The Maze Runner fan: What?!?! This is page 250 all over again! *Starts sobbing hysterically*

by TheBookNerd July 7, 2017

2nd page of google search

The only place you can safely hide a dead body with no chance of people finding it.

The 2nd page of Google search is the last place anyone will look for answers.

by MechaHitlerThePink April 12, 2016

Pargeting

This is slang for applying large quantities of make-up to the face or body. It derives from the verb ‘pargeting’ which is to apply a decorative, waterproof plaster to a wall. The finished plaster is also known as pargeting and can be in a variety of colours. So if a woman is piling stuff on her face, eyebrows, eyes, lips, eyelashes or face, she is pargeting.

“Look at that silly moo piling gunk on her face!”
“Yeah, she does so much pargeting she keeps Maybelline in business by herself’”

by AKACroatalin March 20, 2019