true parallels

When 2 guys are standing shoulder to shoulder peeing

I just walked in the bathroom and seen some true parallels going on.

by Kennif August 30, 2015

straight as parallel

A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.

gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(

by skinnySinner January 13, 2015

Parallel Universe

A mechanic in the 1996 Nintendo 64 game, Super Mario 64. Because of how the game processes Mario's position, it is possible to be really far from the actual level while still able to interact with the floors and walls, as if another copy of the floors and walls were there, hence the name "parallel universe". It was made popular by TASer pannenkoek2012 in his YouTube video "SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)", in which he abused this mechanic to obtain a star while keeping the jump button held the whole time.

... But to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes. --pannenkoek2012

by User670 March 21, 2018

parallel paradise

A good family friendly manga that you can enjoy with your family

my little brother loves parallel paradise

by Smut lover April 28, 2020

Parallax

The effect that causes you to misjudge a reading due to the angle of viewing.

Hey dawg, how comes youz missed that bizatch? Muss be parallax wit not holdin my rife right

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Parallelopenis

A near-identical second penis attached to a human male, directly above or below the existing one which, when erect, is in line with and equidistant from the first at all points. Thus having the property of being parallel.

I'm as happy as a dog with a parallelopenis.

by adam_the_wizard September 22, 2008

parallel snarking

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.

1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."

by scatterfan September 16, 2009