Verb. To throw a load of feces in a sleeping person's face. Preferably while filming for distribution on youtube. Similar to antique.
Alex got drunk and passed out last night, so we patina'ed him and posted the video for the world to see.
by Joie de Vivre February 22, 2008
Get the patina mug.verb: the act of throwing a load of scat in the face of an unsuspecting victim while asleep or passed out, preferably videotaped for distribution on the internet. Similar to antiquing.
Dude, Jojo is totalled passed out, let's antique him!
I'm actually feeling a little bit adventurous, let's go with the patina tonight. Go grab the camcorder.
I'm actually feeling a little bit adventurous, let's go with the patina tonight. Go grab the camcorder.
by gogo gadget penis February 23, 2008
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Is a pean-butt that likes it up the butt from guys. Usually someone that is a tubber with lots of flubber. Also has a fag-end with fat bags.
by horserider November 18, 2009
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Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to flat or thin objects e.g. A frying pan, a baking pan, the or a tortilla.
See: Pansexual definition #7, Objectophilia
Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to a fine layer of some substance over an object; usually, but not limited to, showing age e.g. rust, frost, or someone with a very tight fitting bag over their head/body
See: Patina, gerontophilia, Serial Killer
Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to flat or thin objects e.g. A frying pan, a baking pan, the or a tortilla.
See: Pansexual definition #7, Objectophilia
Noun: Someone that is sexually attracted to a fine layer of some substance over an object; usually, but not limited to, showing age e.g. rust, frost, or someone with a very tight fitting bag over their head/body
See: Patina, gerontophilia, Serial Killer
I didn't realize Jim was a Patinasexual until I saw him fucking my moms good china plates.
I knew I was a Patinasexual when I had the uncontrollable urge to use a rusty pipe as a dildo.
I knew I was a Patinasexual when I had the uncontrollable urge to use a rusty pipe as a dildo.
by Mike, the down stairs neighbor June 17, 2016
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