Patel

- A common Indian last name, like Smith or Jones

- Theres a 95% chance the Patel you know is rich, if he isn't he owns a shop or a subway - Indians are the wealthiest group of people in America, they have a median income $20,000 higher than the median white income

- Almost always ridiculously smart

- Might own a motel

Look there goes another Dr Patel in his Bentley

by NYCMAN October 21, 2009

patel

short-hand for the incredible store "Patel Brothers" which showcases free mango juices on Tuesdays.

*Do not go into the back...

Man, did you see that crazy half-price sale at Patel Brothers?

by Djinters January 21, 2010

Patel

The most common last name derived from Indian heritage.
It's like Smith to America and Patel to India.
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

Indian person 1: I really wish I was a Patel
Indian person 2: You are, actually. Everyone here is somehow a Patel LOL

Indian person 1: NOOOOOOOO

by katieschickennuggets May 26, 2017

patel

The patels are a large population of Indians, and can be found in virtually every city. They are usually hotel-owners or doctors, and are a very common name. They are known by many Indians as increasingly untrustworthy people and snobbish. They also have a reputation for marrying their own family members to preserve the wealth.

John: I am pretty good at tennis, are you?
Patel: Of course, I am! I am better than everyone else at tennis.

by Raki Shaki November 18, 2006

Patel

Term in the car bussiness describing all people from the middle east. Also least favorite type of people to work with due to the fact that you cant make any commision on them. No matter what the price is, its to high

So how did you do with your deal Bill
Are you kidding I had a Patel I worked for free today

by Honda14 September 26, 2009

Patel

An Indian who has lived in America for the majority of their life but has still managed to maintain a terrible Indian accent. They frequently call people who annoy them "hoes" or "hoebag". They don't wear their heart on their sleeves but on their face, as demostrated by their vivid facial expressions.

"Hey, what did that Patel say to you?"

"That damn biznatch said, 'Ya hoe!' just because I asked if she straightened her hair"

by Ms. Sondak February 25, 2009

Patel

Someones who likes coconut oil and worship cows with his red dot on his forehead.

Did u see Patel in the patel ground

by Patel Khan October 5, 2018