Patched

To be left on your own. Normally occurs to someone whose 'friends' hate them. A Scottish word.

Way! You got nigeled
No! I got patched, okay?

by Iamnotafuckingaccident June 16, 2010

Suede Patches

Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.

“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”

"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."

by SBoss2 January 29, 2009

Penis patcher

A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.

Hey Sam! You penis patcher!

by rebeccabeck'ed September 28, 2014

Diesel Patches

some random dude

Reatrd: "Hello Diesel Patches, do you want to do scooby-doo furry porn rp with me?"
Diesel patched: "No"

by GamerGal17 November 24, 2020

Patchett's laugh

The worlds best laugh usually following some form of rude comment or joke. Can be heard across great distances, known to keep camp sites awake and generally causes outbursts from others.

This phenomenon is now becoming very common at mountain bike events.

Patchett's laugh usually follows a comment like this: "you said bent over!" HAHAHAHAHA

by Buzz monkeyface lightyear January 12, 2011

patchen

A belligerent maniac who insists on picking fights with multiple people at once, typically at a house party or any social event involving alcohol.

Dude 1: What'd you think of that party last night?
Dude 2: It was alright, except the doorman pulled a patchen.

by Okay_Jose November 12, 2017

Patched

Midwestern slang term used when you or a

buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.

"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"

by ((55;$)3?:! October 16, 2020