patagonian express

noun;
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.

The man comes lurking out of the shadows, his eyes had seen too much, I took one look at the state he was in, it became more than obvious he had been patagonian express'd, his words slurred "there are 8 different climbing routes on Mt. Everest".

by rule14niggadog June 29, 2019

patagonian halo

getting head in a movie theater and going off on the person sitting right in front of you.

i gave the best patagonian halo to this mom sitting in front of me!

by DNSAFS September 29, 2009

patagonia

a sweatshirt for all the basic bitches in bethesda.

person #1: did you see Tara's patagonia?
person #2: what a basic hoe

by josephine M January 8, 2017

Patagonia

The brand of choice for Sun Valley ski bums, Chaconians, and Mountainsexuals alike. A high end outdoor apparel brand for those who seldom go outdoors. A brand who's hypocrisy outweighs that of its grass rooted hipster enthusiasts.

"Did you see that bro trying to fish? "

" You mean the relocated Californian in the Patagonia outfit with Chacos on? "

by BoAustin August 6, 2012

Patamon

An orange rodent-like Digimon who has Tai as his Tamer. He is a Rookie Digimon and can Digivolve into several other Digimon such as Angemon and Pegasusmon.

Patamon: "It's about time you had a bath"
Tai: "You know what? STFU. You're a Pikachu cosplaying as Zubat."
Patamon (breaks fourth wall): "For the last time, Digimon isn't a ripoff of Pokemon."

by Tez, a man April 13, 2010

Patagonian

A college reminiscing bloke or broad in their late 20s and early 30s who spend the majority of their time in trendy beer gardens and coffee shops. They can be spotted in groups lavishly recollecting about their drunken college experiences while their toddler runs rampant. Usually seen wearing a Patagonia sweater or shirt to signal others of their "sophistication" and "adulting" lifestyle. Don't be fooled however, they are only pretending to be grown up.

Hey dude, look at that patagonian puking in the bushes. Wait is that his child in the middle of the street? Where is the childs mother? Oh there she is, buying another beer...Patagonians...

by Pursegrabber June 8, 2018

Patagonia

A form of hypocrisy used in the corporate world (most famously by the clothing company Patagonia) to profit from high browed claims of ethics and sustainability while secretly acting in an opposite way.

I heard that company was using sweatshop labor while claiming to make all their toys in the US, I think they are Patagoniaing the public.

by San22 August 5, 2007