the pat

The act of checking both your front pockets with your hands without actaully going inside the pocket to make sure you have everything. Includes checking for your cell phone, wallet, keys, etc. (usually all of these). If you don't feel the items you are looking for you may move onto checking your other pockets.

Before I left I did the pat to make sure I had everything

by EFarr November 29, 2007

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cat the pat

it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat

and that random hobo was me

random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!

normal person:what

by B_ R_ U_ H October 28, 2021

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The Pat Nield

when you take a girl home after a night out, you fail to engage in coitus but she still wets the bed

friend 1: how was that bird you brought back last night
friend 2: She did the pat nield all over my bed

by HAU6969 November 7, 2022

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The Postman Pat

The act of luring women into your red van, placing them in boxes with holes placed in strategic areas. Then the "Postman" proceeds to insert his member into said holes and sings the postman pat theme tune. If the "postman" finishes before the song he must be locked in a box and thrown off a bridge as punishment.

Hey, James, I've got a red van, do you want to borrow it and do the postman pat

by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017

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Pat the Roo

A literal phrase used at nature reserves where there are tame kangaroos around that you are able to pat. Although it is a completely innocent phrase it still sounds like a euphemism for masturbation.

"I'm going to go Pat the Roo"

"I don't need to hear that!, just clean up afterwards"

"What?"

by naturlichHansNassIst January 29, 2012

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