Pastika

The Germans' fabled Nazi-era version of alphabet soup. It is said that instead of making the pasta into letters, it was made into Swastikas.

"Ok, one last little one I can't leave without saying. During World War Two, in Germany they had,like alphabet soup, only over there instead of the alphabet they had little tiny Swastikas. Made of pasta. They called it Pastika. I wouldn't shit you about that." Tom Waits in concert

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

Rascal Pasties

Eye-catching apparel for the feet.

Goose (entering bar from side entrance): "Word"
Whitto: "Mate, have a gander at Goose's new brogues..."
Kev: "Fuck Me!! Check them Rascal Pasties!!!"

by JimiBiz August 24, 2008

pasting

Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.

Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.

My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.

by Broseph_Isa May 6, 2012

Facey Pastie

A facemask worn by covidiots in a situation where masking serves no purpose. Failure to senselessly apply your own facey pastie may result in intense verbal backlash, regardless of your distance from others.

"Don't disgrace me by being so hasty with your lacy facey pastie."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC November 22, 2020

Pulling a Pastis

This phrase comes from the comic "Pearls Before Swine".
To fail, to fall on one's face, to turn one's own life into a gross abomination of all that is wonderful.

Stephan is pulling a Pastis!

by Albert Mond October 11, 2008

Pastle

pastle meaning “a cup of worms”

Kid 1: Hey what’s that?
Kid 2: Oh this is just Pastle
Kid 1: Oh that’s really cool!

by Not Niki December 5, 2021

Pastel Pussy

When that pussy has been overused to such a point that it starts looking like a full rainbow, thus we call it that Pastel Pussy.

"Watch out dude, that girl basically has a full RGB Keyboard between her legs."

"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"

by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019