Pastarrhea

The end result of consuming an inordinate amount of pasta.

Awe man. I ate way to much at Olive Garden. I think I am gonna have explosive and violent pastarrhea tonight.

by WordNinjaWarrior January 27, 2015

Pastard

An adaptation of the word "Bastard" to be used solely in a context where pastries or sweets are involved, generally towards an individual that has had something to eat that you haven't.

Giulia brought her own pastries at work today and didn't share, what a royal pastard.

by Mysteryfox September 30, 2016

Pastar

The name of a beautiful girl.

Woah Pastar is so hot!

by Goombameow July 21, 2021

pasteurize

When something is too far for you to see.

"'Ey Jimmy, where'd you say it was again?"
"Ya gotta get closer, it's pasteurize."

by Penbiks September 23, 2008

Pastard

1. A Pastor that is a Bastard. i.e. PASTARD.

2. Any pastor that tries too hard, is too young or goes door to door trying to convince you that there's an invisible man in the sky that talks to him.

3. All pastors, ministers, preachers, religious solicitors, clergy, people of the 'cloth' and deacons. (and anyone who got an online clergy card and uses it)

Bill: "That church dude really needs to cut his hair. He's a real pastard."

Jesus: "Yeah, it's freaking me out, dude."

Bill: "Woah! Where are your sandals?"

Jesus: "LOL, I think that pastard stole them!"

by NoSandal January 18, 2011

Pastard

It is said of a certain kind of flatmate that, when it comes to cooking, always resorts to the same old, readymade and frustratingly uninspiring pasta dish.

Flatmate 1: Ohh, tonight Rob's making dinner! I'm sure he won't let us down. He really has a gift for cooking.

Flatmate 2: Are you joking?? He's a f*cking pastard!! He always prepares the same bolognese spaghetti using the cheapest pesto sauce in the supermarket!

by A Cracovian flatmate April 21, 2011

Pastarazzi

Foodie bloggers who insist on taking pictures of their meal at nice restaurants.

We would have enjoyed our meal if not for the Pastarazzi and their camera flash.

by machaus December 30, 2007