Passive Bitchive

Mostly woman-to-woman phenomena, passive bitchive behaviour is a common form of covert abuse related to individuals who are bitches under cover.

There is a thin line between being a bitch to being a passive bitchive person. When a girl is a behaving as bitch to you, you know that you've been abused. It is easily identified. Passive bitchive behaviour is disguised by actions that seem to be innocent but are in fact a sophisticated way of expressing one bitchiness.

Passive bitchive behavior stems from the need to behave cruelly in an indirect way.

Fat Jane: "Do you think I look good in this jeans?"
Liz the bitch: "you gained a bit of weight didn't you?!?!"
Passive Bitchive Liz: "I love it, it highlights your curves"

Fat Jane: "can you set me up with your friend?"
Liz the bitch: "You are way out of you're league hun..."
Passive Bitchive Liz: "Sure hun, hope he'll like you though"

by Eyalc September 11, 2011

passive viewing

Passive viewing, watching TV programme or parts thereof, not of your choice to which you've been "exposed."

It is passive viewing if you are watching a television programme you don't particularly want to see, either because you've caught a part of it while changing channels, or by selecting the wrong channel.
Suffering a programme because you are in the company of someone who wants to watch it is passive viewing.

by Doghouse Riley October 14, 2007

Passive Voice

/pasɪv vɔɪs/
noun

1. An ingenious grammatical feature that allows for one to completely disassociate oneself from an action, or to obliquely insult or soften the impact of a slight.

Passive Voice: Mistakes were made.
Actual Meaning: We completely fucked up.

by Nemo Mentisson October 31, 2009

Passive aggressive

Avoiding confrontation with very snide indirect comments.

H: Oh so you want some of HER jelly!?
D: You are so passive aggressive...

by D34THD34L3R November 15, 2017

Passive-Aggressive

Formerly associated with a particular psychological disorder stemming from years of percieved underappreciation and bitterness. A character flaw brought on by a person's inability to deal with their own bitterness, anger, or resentment in an assertive manner, thus, becoming a more passive form of hostility. See: petty, little bitch, worthless turd

This entry in urbandictionary is passive-aggressive because it was brought on by a coworker's passive-aggressive action against myself, and thus, is my form of counter attack. It is unlikely that the passive-aggressive asshat will see this, rendering such an action unassertive on my part, but it is highly probable that this will be seen by some more trustworthy coworkers and they will immediately empathize and agree that my definition (including the synonyms: little bitch and worthless turd) fully apply.

by QuietEar December 26, 2005

Passive Facebook Terrorism

The act of interfacing various postings and privacy settings on one's own facebook page in a way that is designed to offend or otherwise upset specific people or groups of people likely to view those postings and having access that enables them to do so solely by virtue of the particular privacy settings at issue; also known as "counter-netstalking";

My ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend is totally and obviously netstalking me so I'm going to commit a little Passive Facebook Terrorism to put her in her place.

by Pandora0123 March 4, 2009

passive texting

To pull out your phone and text a random person during an uncomfortable situation as to avoid interaction with others involved in the uncomfortable situation by coming off as "busy".

John pulled out his phone and started passive texting when his wife's ex husband David sat down next to him.

by Schnitterbit June 9, 2011