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participation trophy

A trophy that is awarded, usually to a child, simply for participating. It is based upon the idea that this will enhance their self-esteem and somehow make them better adults. Despite the fact that there is absolutely no empirical evidence to support this idea, the trophies continue to be awarded. These children ultimately become young adults who can't quite understand why employers in the real world do not share their exalted vision of themselves. Disillusioned and bitter, with plenty of time on their hands, many participated in the Occupy Wall Street movement. Ironically, no trophies were awarded for participation in this event.
Let's show Dillon how much we love him by awarding him a participation trophy for doing absolutely nothing.
by PBSPinchback January 25, 2014
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Parting the brown sea

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.
Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!
by filthy pirate hooker December 8, 2010
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Participoints

The points gained in a classroom setting by participating in the current activity
Person 1 "She only gave me 3 participoints in class"

Person 2 "Maybe you shouldn't have been caught texting"
by SHJ3894 January 25, 2009
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Pantini

You take your girlfriend out to a nice urban swanky eatery and feed her martini after martini in the hopes that later she will take off her panties.
I took Kitty out for a pantini Saturday evening.
by Tinkerbell Hilton April 28, 2009
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Participation trophy

Everyone wins regardless of how fucking shit you are at it.
Timmy and his autistic soccer team got a participation trophy after they lost 14-0
by BruhSlav January 16, 2019
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participaste

To participate in an online discussion by only using copy 'n pasted information from similar discussions found on the internet.
In order to be taken seriously in this debate you'll have to do more than just participaste.
by CapTim February 24, 2009
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Participatory Geometry

A term for basketball made by John Green of the Vlogbrothers. It was meant to explain basketball to nerds, inserting spheres into cylinders.
Boy: What are we playing in gym class?
Girl: Basketball!
Boy: Oh, you mean Participatory Geometry
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