Train Parrot

Someone who leans heavily on a seated passengers shoulder whilst standing on a train.

'Hey man, are you a Train Parrot?'
'No'
'Then get the hell off my shoulder!'

by Stust January 13, 2009

boob parrot

When your lass lays her breast on your shoulder "boob parrot!"

Boobparrot me will ya, it's been a tough day. Oh yeah....boob parrot is the best...

by thechrid January 4, 2016

parrotocracy

A society where people do not think for themselves, but just repeat what they have been told.

Things are so screwed up because we live in a parrotocracy.

by originalgeek June 27, 2016

Pirate's Parrot

surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder

last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head

by moneyshott69 July 10, 2010

Let The Parrot Fly

A violent shit

I ate a chili dog last night and I woke up this morning and immediately had to let the parrot fly.

by Calling Buicks June 2, 2017

Parrot Bay

An alcoholic drink Captain Morgan's PArrot Bay. Has got to be one of the best drinks on the planet

Damn those people must have a date with the Captain tonight.

by EA April 25, 2005

Dead Parrot Defense

When a lie or excuses is so blatantly ridiculous and unbelievable, the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. Taken from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.

Tim got caught cheating on his girlfriend, but stuck to a dead parrot defense of she was an out of work actress and he was helping her with simulated sex scenes

by ArfNarfBarf August 5, 2010