Fart Parcel

A Fart Parcel is a gift achieved by storing bodily gasses in a cardboard cuboid structure of matter.

fart parcels are great gifts for children

My dad got me a fart parcel for Christmas. It stunk

by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009

pass the parcel

The act of two mates sharing a bitch.

"Remember my friend sharing is caring, I'm always up for a game of pass the parcel" - Mr. Trials

by Trademark September 17, 2005

Soggy Parcel

When a man ejaculates into an envelope or box and mails it to his friend.

Mike - "Hey Humph, what are you getting me for Christmas?"
Humphrey - "Check your mail, I'm sending you a soggy parcel."

by LiquidM November 2, 2014

pass the parcel

When one person excretes in to another persons anus.

Tim an Kevin were playing pass the parcel, things were getting messy.

by Obsydyan January 27, 2010

[air parcel]

To have a fart, but in front of family members, particularly your mother/grandmother

I'm so sorry, I have just delivered an air parcel

by Psychohammer1980 July 28, 2017

Parcel Force

(verb) the act of taking a parcel and placing it inside a woman's vagina forcibly.

Hurr she wasn't expecting that parcel force!

by ASkumbag December 19, 2011

arse parcel

A parcel of the arse variety, ie: a big steaming bog log!

'oy arse parcel! make me a brew you fuck!'

by Greeny and Lisa October 9, 2006