Paraholic

Meaning- A person who is addicted to the band Paramore.

I can't stop listening to Paramore, I've become a Paraholic! :

by Musiclover94 April 27, 2010

parasocial

a word you know the meaning of if you are part of dream stan twitter.

This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Dream doesn't love you. He can't love you. Dream doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.

by bunmiles April 15, 2021

parabolas

A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.

Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*

by Blah November 26, 2003

parayolo

When you get so drunk that you're paralytic, throwing up in da club, so you get kicked out the club, then sneak back in to da club because, yolo, but then have to leave because you're rolling in your own sick, then you need someone to come and pick you up because the risk of sicking in a taxi is too expensive, but you don't even care because you're fist bumping so hard with your bffs that it doesn't even matter cos you're so parayolo.

paralytic - yolo

1: Thought you got kicked out!?

2: Yeah I did but PARAYOLO *fist bump*

...

1: OMG you were sooo drunk last night you threw up in a homeless mans collection jar!

2: Parayolo *fist bump*

by jackyboi1000 May 15, 2014

Parasocialite

A mix between the word parasocial and socialite, parasocialites are people who activley partake in a one sided relationship to someone who does not acknowledge their existance and ENJOYS doing it. They truly believe they have a mutual bond, usually with a celebrity or online personality.

Person 1: (Replies to every post by a famous person and acts like they are mutual friends by cracking inside jokes they made up)
Person 2: What a parasocialite...

by degenfemcel July 3, 2023

parapolitics

Political actions of subterfuge, secrecy, and deceit, which are hidden from the public.

Many people believe this country is governed with parapolitics, and that our government is merely a puppet to hide the people with real power.

by Stephanie M. October 29, 2003

Parabolistic

referring to a member or act thereof of a supercratic coolistic organization developed to ease the tensions of life in central Jersey.

Yo, that tuggy run was Parabolistic.
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.

Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi

by Ben April 26, 2005