The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Parabolacorona

Weird ass nigga asking girls on discord if they squat

Girl: hello
parabolacorona: How many times you squat?

by Ketchup ^-^ March 1, 2020

uni_pancake

uni_pancake is an underrated swag instagram page that posts unicorns that are very swaggy 💯

uni_pancake is an instagram page? i'll go follow rn

by 8 year old kid June 23, 2021

paraboats

The main reason for a paradox.

Dude #1: Now that I have a paraboats, I'll need a place to park them.

Dude #2: What you need is a paradox.

by TNunnster May 13, 2011

para-freaked

Being paranoid and flippin' out about something at the same time. Extreme Parnoia.

Petrifyed.

Tiffany was para-freaked after the stalker showed up...again

by Brooklynman22 May 26, 2010

nigger pancake

A nigger pancake is a massive shit or a bad case of diarrhea.

"Aw man, I think I'm going to have some nigger pancakes any second now!"

by Sotona190 April 2, 2012

ghetto pancakes

toast covered with butter and syrup:)

I'm so lazy i just made ghetto pancakes for dinner.

by DPKsBabyGirL February 21, 2007