pappy

Slang for Pap Smear, i.e. a medical procedure for the early detection of cancer in the cervix.

A naked business woman marches into the gynecologist's exam room, jumps on the table and places her feet in the stirrups. Her tight, bald yoni twitches with impatience.

"Ms...?" asks the doctor, still fumbling with her file.

"Spare me the chit-chat, Doc!" hisses the lady, tapping her watch. "Gimme a pappy and make it snappy!"

by bobsyeruncle September 9, 2009

pappy

to finger-bang an asian

You see that hot asian? I'd pappy her.

by Carlos JJJ SSS March 27, 2008

Pappi

A nigga with an attitude and no judgment what so ever somone who is a step below a king

Girl: Omg I think I love him

Mom: no girl thats pappi get yo self a king reach for the bigger dreams

by She can sing man skinny too October 27, 2019

pappi

Gay latino term (meaning daddy) usually shouted at well built, bearded, hairy Northern European men (see bears).

oh pappi!!!!! you so handsome.

by scotsbear August 12, 2003

Pappiness

Pappiness is the feeling of joy of becoming or being a father.

The day he saw the first ultrasound images of his offspring's heart beating was the first time he felt the bliss of pappiness.

by MAC Daddy August 6, 2012

pappy

a cute adorable dog

hey look at that pappy

by 420deng November 17, 2014

pappies

- Things that are generally round and for some reason drive men crazy.

- They make people think you want them to throw things in between them.

- Dirty pillows, golden bozos, "the twins", tits, curves, honkers, hooters, cans, jugs, knockers, boobies and generally third base in male mythology.

- The universal answer to all questions.

- What brings peace and joy to mankind.

Yo', check out her pappies! I'd love to get lost in those.

by d' man November 4, 2007