A naked business woman marches into the gynecologist's exam room, jumps on the table and places her feet in the stirrups. Her tight, bald yoni twitches with impatience.
"Ms...?" asks the doctor, still fumbling with her file.
"Spare me the chit-chat, Doc!" hisses the lady, tapping her watch. "Gimme a pappy and make it snappy!"
"Ms...?" asks the doctor, still fumbling with her file.
"Spare me the chit-chat, Doc!" hisses the lady, tapping her watch. "Gimme a pappy and make it snappy!"
by bobsyeruncle September 09, 2009
to finger-bang an asian
by Carlos JJJ SSS March 27, 2008
by She can sing man skinny too October 27, 2019
Gay latino term (meaning daddy) usually shouted at well built, bearded, hairy Northern European men (see bears).
by scotsbear August 12, 2003
The day he saw the first ultrasound images of his offspring's heart beating was the first time he felt the bliss of pappiness.
by MAC Daddy March 22, 2012
- Things that are generally round and for some reason drive men crazy.
- They make people think you want them to throw things in between them.
- Dirty pillows, golden bozos, "the twins", tits, curves, honkers, hooters, cans, jugs, knockers, boobies and generally third base in male mythology.
- The universal answer to all questions.
- What brings peace and joy to mankind.
- They make people think you want them to throw things in between them.
- Dirty pillows, golden bozos, "the twins", tits, curves, honkers, hooters, cans, jugs, knockers, boobies and generally third base in male mythology.
- The universal answer to all questions.
- What brings peace and joy to mankind.
by d' man October 19, 2007