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Paperboat

a boat that you make out of paper that you throw into the ocean!
I made a paperboat with Denise! it was fun.
by Paperboats21 December 7, 2011
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Paperboy

When you deliver before she wakes up...just like the paperboy.
Man, that broad was so hammered and I totally gave her the paperboy last night!
by udmg March 2, 2008
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paperboy

A literature student who is responsible to submit lots of written assignments. The word is unisex but "papergirl" is also a possible variation.
You don’t want to date a paperboy, their fingers are only able to type down.
by morfiz May 1, 2021
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paperbin

(verb, to paperbin)
excessive talk and/or excitement over a matter of relatively little importance/interest to others. also, seeing more potential in a project than is realistically viable.
it was a pretty stupid idea, but he totally paperbinned over it!
Every time i see her, she paperbins about her fabulous jetta.
by Lisad487 August 31, 2008
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Paperboy

Pronounced: Pay-per-boy
Plural: Paperboys
Pronounced: Par-per-boy-ss

Noun:
1) A person who's job is to deliver newspapers to certain households via mailbox or doorstep. This was a usual youth job in the late 20th century. However, it has fallen out of favor due to the fact that cars exist. During the 1970's, 1980's and 1990's, bicycle was the main vehicle of choice for paperboys. Cars are much faster. This and the fact that newspapers are usually found within boxes that contain the newspaper has made the job of being a paperboy quite rare.
2) A game released on several early consoles, early computers, and an arcade machine. The game consists of riding a bicycle and throwing papers at customers. The game was released in arcades, and began to be ported to other systems starting in 1986. Paperboy was ported to the BBC Micro and Acorn Electron (1986), Commodore 64 (1986), Commodore 16 (1986), Amstrad CPC (1986), ZX Spectrum (1986), Apple II (1986), TRS-80 Color Computer (1986), MS-DOS (1988), Apple IIGS (1988), NES/Famicom (1988) (1991, Japan), Game Boy (1990), Game Boy Color (1999), Atari ST (1989), Amiga (1989), Atari Lynx (1990), Sega Master System (1990), Game Gear (1991), and Sega Mega Drive/Genesis (1991) (1992, Japan). The internet celebrity James Rolfe reviewed Paperboy on his 140th episode of his series "Angry Video Game Nerd".
1) I work as a Paperboy part-time for minimum wage.
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Paperhands

Commonly known as an individual who sells stonks early in a run while others hold. Enemy of diamondhands.
Dave was a paperhands bitch.
by BoofinStonks June 24, 2021
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Jonathan Papelbon

A closer for the Boston Red Sox who single-handedly blew his team's entire 2009 season in one winning against the Angels.

When the All Star Game was held in New York in 2008 he made the mistake of saying he should close instead of Mariono Rivera. Rivera is both the Yankees' closer and best closer of all time so you think it goes without saying that he gets to close when the game is held in his team's city.

Papelbon, who is from Louisiana and probably didn't finish grade school, didn't understand this and when Yankee fans expressed their outrage at his comment, he claimed he became frightened for his pregnant wife when him and her participated in the parade before the game.

He is a complete moron and yokel who probably has sex with his sister.
Baseball fan: How did the Red Sox do in the playoffs in 2009?

Red Sox fan: They did pretty well but if it wasn't for Jonathan Papelbon who knows how far they could've gone.

Baseball fan: Yeah, he really fucked you guys huh?

Red Sox fan: Amazing how 1 guy was able to blow an entire season in 1 inning.
by HedoRick September 17, 2010
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