paperbag man

Paperbag man is a fictional superhero who has no gender besides being called a poobah, other attributes consists of, being horny 24/7, being able to eat planets, hes eaten out gods ass and said it tasted like cheese he also ate out satan's ass and said it tasted like cheese with texas Pete, he can suck the soul out of a slim jim,hes a strong advocate for fish rights, and Is possible a woman,on another note he is more powerful than any hero or villain(he ass fucked spawn),his outfit contains a magical bulletproof paperbag, magic bulletproof underwear,and magic pink cowboy boots,this hero can be located in los Santos.

Person 1: hey have you heard of paperbag man.
Person 2: yeah isn't he the grass dealer?
Person 1: (sexual bear noises)
Person 2:(is fucking dead)

by Idiotcowboy69 September 17, 2021

XXL paperbag

The largest size to go bag you can receive at McDonalds

OMG. I was so excited! When I went to McDonalds I got my food in a XXL paperbag!

by bruhanna May 28, 2010

short dog in a paper bag

An alcoholic drink in a paper bag

I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag

by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021

brown paper bag

a big brown bag full of cash money, or a bag used to conceal a 40 oz bottle of liquor.

Man I can fit like 50 thousand ones in that brown paper bag.

by gbrd January 6, 2008

Paper Bag Scale

Like the normal scale used to rate chicks 1-10, but rated as if there was a paper bag on their head.

"Check out that chick with the busted face!"

"Whatever that shits like a paper bag 7."

(aka 7 out of 10 on the paper bag scale)

by b18vtec September 18, 2010

Paper bag bitch

When shes got a body to die for but a face you die from; gotta put a paper bag over that hoes face.

She’s thicc but def a paper bag bitch

by the daily urban dictation February 11, 2018

brown paper bag money

Money made from hustling.

That brown paper bag money push my mattress through the roof.

by Borbus January 9, 2008