papa smurf

the meth cook who receives pseudo from the smurfs, or people that are paid or exchanged with meth for pseudo from cvs

papa smurf is getting some pseudo from the smurfs

by ihateallzeblacks August 24, 2012

papa smurf

A papa smurf is when you are getting head from a female and you stick your dick in a bucket of dark blue paint. Then you precede to cock slap the bitch with it right in her face time after time to get the full smurf effect. After this is done, the male will then bring out some pubes that were died white and cut recently. You will throw it on the girls face and apply the white beard to the female by using your own homemade glue, your cum. The Papa Smurf is very pleasurable and is reccomended for people everywhere. The Papa Smurf is great for those who enjoy a good Abraham Lincoln. Once you go blue, you know what to do. The Papa Smurf is a timeless classic.

A Papa Smurf is when you make the girls face blue and give her a homemade beard. Not reccomended for people over 65 because the experience may induce an instant heart attack due to the greatest sexual experience in their old lives.

by Papa Matt April 25, 2006

papa smurf

A name for a member of the law enforcement.

"Yeah thats how these coppers work, they're all rotten jerks, pigs, uncle toms, and papa smurfs." No Days Off by Juelz Santana

by Damian Streets November 13, 2005

papa smurf

the ultimate pimp daddy, usually in their 40s with a beer belly.

i solicit my body and give the money to papa smurf and he takes care of me

by STEVEN THA numba one stunna February 3, 2004

Papa Smurf

(n. v. adj. adv.) The term used when seemingly no other phrase will do the job.

Dan : So which exit are we taking?
Justin : The one we just passed
Dan : You just papa smurfed us.

by Cindy Lou-Who January 13, 2011

papa smurf

1. a true afficiando of female genitalia
2. a pimp or player of great magnitude

1. "Perhaps Pete should preside over the 3rd Annual Pittsburgh's Prettiest Poontang Pageant, he's a real papa smurf."
2. "Girl, who are you kidding? I be papa smurf up in this mutha!"

by waffle-master July 3, 2008

Papa Smurf

A variation of the Tony Danza / Donkey Punch. The aggressor completely covers his naked upper body in blue makeup, puts on red tights, has or wears a white beard, and then tops the look off with a red stocking cap or for better effect red elf hat. The papa smurfer then takes the pap smurfee from behind and just before reaching climax instructs the partner to "look at me and tell me who's the boss". No matter what the answer, exclaim Papa Smurf is the Boss ya smurfin bitch! and then punch him/her in the face!

Ester and I had a wonderful time at the opera house last night and then we retired to our hotel room and I papa smurfed her ass.

by Big Gman September 24, 2008