Michigan Pap Smear

While having unplanned anal sex in the dark, (person) 1, rides (person) 2's penis and if 2's penis happens to come out, 1 places it back into his/her own anal cavity and resumes the activity with 1's hands on 2's chest, neck, and/or arms. When the activity has finished and the light comes back on, both parties will find that bowel excrement has been smeared all over 2's chest, neck, and/or arms.

Dude, me and my boyfriend had anal sex last night and i forgot to clean out my ass. His dick popped out and i put it back in, and i had gone to choke him cause he gets off on that. When we were done i turned on the lights and he had shit all over his neck!! He told me i gave him a Michigan Pap Smear.

by AnimalGinn666 June 3, 2010

Smearnoff Pap Smear

variant spelling of Smirnoff Pap Smear

Hey honey? Let's try a Smearnoff Pap Smear tonight.

by Nathan Hall January 22, 2006

Pap My Smear

Slang for a specific type of doctor appointment for women.

I wish I could meet you for coffee, unfortunately I have to meet my doctor and pap my smear.

by gia33 July 10, 2009

Pap smear

The Papanicolaou test is a method of cervical screening used to detect potentially precancerous and cancerous processes in the cervix. Abnormal findings are often followed up by more sensitive diagnostic procedures and if warranted, interventions that aim to prevent progression to cervical cance

Jane had to get a Pap smear when she was at the gynecologist

by Heyitsj000 April 8, 2019

Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.

A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.

by QuacksO June 30, 2018

Republican Pap Smear

A term used to describe a conservative man who often wears brightly colored shorts, a sporty polo, and has a level of toxicity that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable. Most likely to drug college girls for sex.

“Don’t let that guy anywhere near your drink. He’s definitely a Republican Pap Smear.”

by WhiningWhiteBoi#yoloswag August 18, 2019